Farewell Constance

Gone-fishin' CBC Radio host Costas Halavrezos muses about his ego-lite broadcasting style on the veteran's last Maritime Noon broadcast: [A]s listeners, you've noticed I play my personal cards close to my chest. I don't tell cute family anecdotes or talk about my favourite sports teams or what I had for breakfast, because I believe every second of broadcast time is precious, and well, the majority of you don't get to communicate with other Maritimers every day like I do, so it's best if I stay out of the way and free up the space. This is but a variant of E.B. White's...