15 Feb A Cape Breton refuge for Trumphobes

A newly launched website encourages USians alarmed at the prospect of a Trump presidency to consider Cape Breton.

Having read Jane Kansas’s chilling account of a Donald Trump rally in Florida, and having moved to Cape Breton from Massachusetts during Richard Nixon’s presidency, I can get behind this project.

Don’t wait until Donald Trump is elected president to find somewhere else to live! Start now, that way, on election day, you just hop on a bus to start your new life in Cape Breton, where women can get abortions, Muslim people can roam freely, and the only ‘walls’ are holding up the roofs of our extremely affordable houses.

We are an island about the same size as the Hawaiian Big Island, on the East Coast of Canada. We always rank high on travel magazine lists of beautiful islands. But we are experiencing a bit of a population problem at the moment. We need people. We need you!

This is not a joke! See for yourself, you belong here with us on Cape Breton Island, where health care is free, you know your neighbours and they look out for you, and nobody has a hand gun!

It doesn’t even mention A&K Lick-a-Chick! 

CB if Trump wins dot com is the brainchild of Rob Calabrese, an announcer at Sydney radio station 101.9 The Giant.