New Canadian

A friend who became a citizen Friday after living in Canada for 30 years sends this email:

Almost 24 hours as a Canadian, and this has what’s been happening:

  • Dreamed last night that cricket was being played with a puck, eh!
  • Have a craving this morning for a Double, Double, eh!
  • I keep slowing down for pedestrians, eh!
  • My first practice swing for golf this morning was left-handed, eh!
  • When I received my usual list of orders last night from the “trouble and strife,” I actually thought about complying, eh!

What’s going on????