New Canadian

A friend who became a citizen Friday after living in Canada for 30 years sends this email: Almost 24 hours as a Canadian, and this has what's been happening: Dreamed last night that cricket was being played with a puck, eh! Have a craving this morning for a Double, Double, eh! I keep slowing down for pedestrians, eh! My first practice swing for golf this morning was left-handed, eh! When I received my usual list of orders last night from the "trouble and strife," I actually thought about complying, eh! What's going on????...