3,128 words you can’t say on a NS License Plate

During Lorne Grabher’s fight to overturn Nova Scotia’s ban on his vanity license plate, the Registry of Motor Vehicles grudgingly revealed to the court a list of 3,128 words it has banned from license plates. To foster greater understanding of the work done by Nova Scotia’s dedicated civil servants, I reproduce the list here.

It’s no surprise that multiple variations of the the F-word, C-word, and N-word are banned, together with an exhaustive litany of words about, or hinting at the existence of, sex. The variety and ingenuity of sex-hinting words is a testament to the dogged persistence of would-be sex-platers.

Body parts (BUST, HIP, WOMB) are verboten, as bodily functions (TAMPON, TOILET, URIN), religion (ATHEIST, BUDDHA, WITCH), public office (PREMIER, SENATE), police officers (COP, OFFICER, MSFUZZ, SHERRIF), criminal records (CON, EXCON), political parties (TORY, IRA, FLQ, GRIT, NDPER, WEH8NDP), brand names (BENGAY, BUDLITE, BVD), drugs (COCANE, SPLIFF, HEROIN), intoxication (DRUNK, IMPAIRD, LOADED), regurgitation (VOMIT, BARF), sexually transmitted diseases (SYFILIS, HERPEES), ethnic identity (NEWFIE, FROG, WOP, BOHUNK, MIKMAW, HONKY, ARAB, INJUN), sexual orientation (AQUEER, IQUEER, DYKE) and gender identity (TRANSV).

Switching languages won’t get you past the eagle-eyed, polyglot censors, at least not switching to French (MERDE, PETARD), Yiddish (SCHLONG, SCHMOCK, YAWEH, GOYIM), or Spanish (PUTA, CHINGA). Then there are words whose potential to offend are obscure or quixotic (AXEMAN, DJANGO, SKINNY, BUGOFF, COWDUNG, BEGOT, USED, FAT, PSYCHO, MAFIA).

Here, then, is the canonical* list of words you can’t say on a Nova Scotia license plate:

A1PUSS, A26ER, A5K4IT, A5SI, A5TUD, AAS, ABBOT, ABM, ABOMB, ABUSE, ACDC, ACEMAN, ACID, ACIDO, AD0SE4U, ADDICT, AFC8, AGDEPT, AHEAD, AIFAM, AJDL5D, AK, AKAPIG, ALE, ALFHAQ2, ALLAH, ALLAHI, ALLBS, ALLCOCK, ALYORS, ALYR5, AMENA, AMENE, AMYL, ANAL, ANGELO, ANGPOT, ANNA69, ANNC69, ANNU69, ANO, ANOOKIE, ANTIJEW, ANTINOP, ANTIWCC, ANTIWOP, ANUS, ANUS69, ANY1469, AOPGA, APA, APC69, APE, APOA, APPARAT, APU, APUGA, AQUEER, AR5, ARAB, ARSENIC, ASHOLE, ASID, ASIDI, ASOB, ASOBI, ASOUL, ASS, ASS4HIR, ASSA9, ASSACHE, ASSHOL, ASSHOLE, ASSKISS, ASSMA, ASSONI, ASSOUL, ASSOUT, ASSSOLE, ASSSOUL, ATHEIST, ATHOL, ATSTUD, AUSFRT, AWCHIT, AWOOOOO, AWTHIT, AXEMAN, AZZKIKR.

B88B8BB, BABINE, BADAS, BADASI, BADASS, BADBOX, BADGAY, BADSOB, BAGBAH, BAGGIE, BAGGY, BAGMAN, BAILHI, BAISE, BAISER, BAKAIS, BAKAIZ, BAL2AK, BALLER, BALLME, BALLRM, BALLS, BALLZ, BALME, BALME2, BALMY, BALS, BAMBY, BANDER, BANGME, BAREIT, BARF, BARPH, BARPHH, BASTARD, BAT, BATEME, BAWANA, BBVER, BC, BC4POT, BCFPOT, BCNNNN, BCOS6, BCUM, BCWINE, BCXXXX, BDEVIL, BDINK, BEATBOX, BEATCOX, BEATER, BEATOFF, BECOSE, BED, BEDMAN, BEENGAY, BEER, BEERGIN, BEERTCH, BEG, BEGAT, BEGOT, BEKOS, BEKOSE, BENGAY, BENNIE, BENNYS, BET, BETRNSX, BFCPOT, BIBIMF, BIBISX, BICHEN, BICHIN, BIGCANS, BIGCOCK, BIGDICK, BIGDINK, BIGDONG, BIGNUT5, BIGOT, BIGPIG, BIGPRC, BIGWANG,. BIGWGH, BIGWHG, BIKOUT, BILPRC, BIROUT, BIRUT, BISEX, BISEXE, BITCH, BITCHIN, BITCHN, BITCHY, BITEME, BITTE, BIUBY, BLA, BLACK1, BLACKY, BLAZE1, BLEW, BLKASS, BLKATAC, BLKBTY, BLKBUT, BLKFCE, BLKFCR, BLKMGK, BLKOUT1, BLO, BLOJOB, BLOW, BLOWJB, BLOWJOB, BlTCHEN, BLUAS5, BLUBIU, BLUE, BLUEDVL, BLWBYU, BMCOP, BOB69, BOHUNK, BOM, BOMB, BOMBI, BONER, BOO88, BOOB, BOOBIE, BOOBS, BOOKIE, BOOKY, BOOR, BOOR69, BOOSBU5, BOOZIE, BORDELO, BORDLO, BOROEL, BOWHONK, BOX, BOXBJZ, BOZHOG, BQUER, BRA, BRA34E, BRA34G, BRDPOO, BRDSHT, BRICKS, BRP, BRU, BRWNBOY, BS, BSHBNY, BSI, BSSB8SB, BU4DINR, BUCKU2, BUDA, BUDDAH, BUDDGA, BUDDHA, BUDLITE, BUDYZR, BUECHSE, BUGOFF, BUGOFF7, BUGR, BULL, BULSHT, BULSIT, BUM, BUMBUM, BUMBUOY, BUMCHUM, BUMMSER, BUN, BUNS, BUNSUP, BUNZUP, BURNERS, BUST, BUT, BUTOK, BUTOX, BUTSCH, BUTT, BUYME, BUYSEX, BUYTAIL, BUZZED, BVD, BVERH, BWANA, BYBYMF, BYBYSX, BYECOP, BYECOX, BYESEX, BYSEX, BYTE1T.

C0TU5, C2AI, C2ME, C685UX, CA7SAZ, CA8EU, CA8U, CACHME, CAIMAN, CALGRL, CALLGAL, CALLGL, CALLME, CAN, CANABUS, CANCOM, CANDU, CARNAL, CARONE, CARSAZ, CASTER8, CATCHME, CATCHSE, CATHSE, CATSAS, CBBOMB, CBIOOO, CDNNAVY, CDUCE, CDUCEME, CDUCER, CEDUCE, CFOOD, CH8EU, CHANGU, CHARGX, CHERRY, CHICE, CHICKN, CHIER, CHIKEN, CHINC, CHINGA, CHINK, CHINNEY, CHINOI, CHINTO, CHIOTT, CHIPIE, CHIPPE, CHIPPY, CHIPY, CHNGME, CHP, CHPEP, CHPER, CHPRD, CHRGEX, CHRGX, CHRIST, CHULO, CHURCH, CHVD3, CIA, CID454, CINNNN, CIXH05T, CLAP, CLIMAX, CLT, CLXXXX, CMAN, CME46T9, CMUKY, COC, COCAIN, COCANE, COCK, COCKCA, COCKPIT, COCKPIT, COCKR, COCKYB, COCPIT, COCSUCK, COCSUCR, COCSUKR, CODAW, COFCKR, COG, COIL, COIT, COITION, COITUS, COK, COK5UCK, COKEY, COKPIT, COKSUCR, COKSUKR, COLPRT, COM, COM2ME, COMALE, COMIE, COMM, COMMI, COMMIE, COMMY, COMPLO, CON, CONARD, CONASE, CONASS, CONCHI, CONDOM, CONNE, CONNER, CONRI, CONSLR, COON, COONCAT, COORS9, COP, COPBAIT, COPCHR, COPFCK, COPFCR, COPFKR, COPFKR, COPINN, COPIT, COPJKP, COPOUT, COPPER, COPRET, COPUL, COPUL8, COPULE, COQ, COQUE, CORKIT, COT, COTES, COTEX, COUCME, COUILA, COUILE, COUILL, COW, COWDUNG, COY, CPJC, CQC, CQK, CQN, CRABS, CRACK, CRACK2, CRAK, CRAKTWO, CRAM1T, CRAP, CRAP7, CRAPI, CRCKHD, CRD, CRIPLE, CRIPPL, CRIPPLE, CRUEL, CUCU, CUCUL, CUL, CULARD, CUM, CUM2ME, CUMTO, CUN, CUNHELL, CUNT, CUR, CYCHO.

D01T2M1, D01T2ME, D01T2ME, D0U60, DABOMB, DAGO, DAGOS5, DAGOT, DAM, DAM5HT, DAMJAG, DAMMGB, DAMMIT, DAMN, DAMPIG, DAMTRD, DANC, DANDC, DANGO, DAPIG, DAPOOH, DAQRIE, DARAA, DARKIE, DARKY, DARPUD, DB69, DBLRYE, DBS, DCHBAG, DCHBG, DCHBOX, DCHBOY, DCHBX, DCLXVI, DDTI3, DEAD, DEADLY, DEADSLD, DEALER, DEAMON, DED, DEESI2, DEFLOUR, DEFLOWR, DEMON, DEMONI, DEVEL, DEVILI, DEWIT, DHC1, DHJAP, DIABLE, DIABLO, DIAFRAM, DIAFRM, DIC, DICKU, DIE, DIEU, DIFRAM, DIGSEX, DIK, DILDO, DINK, DINK2, DINKI, DINKIE, DIP, DJANGO, DK15, DMNTWX, DMPIG, DMSHIT, DMSHT, DMTIRD, DMTRD, DMTURD, DMV, DNC, DND, DNR, DO, DOCPROC, DOG, DOGFKR, DOGNUT, DOGSTYL, DOIT2MI, DOIT69, DOITWT, DOME, DOMN8R, DONTSIN, DOOBIE, DOOSH, DOP, DOPE, DORK, DOSE, DOU8IT, DOUB, DOUBAL, DOUCHE, DOUEAT, DOUET, DOUFCK, DOUFRT, DOUNCK, DOUNECK, DOUP, DOUPEE, DOUPOO, DOUSCK, DOUSCRU, DOUSHT, DOUSUCK, DOWNER, DOX, DP69ER, DPTHRT, DR2648, DRAGN, DRAUGHT, DRECK, DRLOVE, DRLUV, DRP, DRUGS, DRUNK, DRVENT, DRY, DSL, DT5, DTHCRU2, DUBALL, DUBBIE, DUBE, DUBLA, DUBLO, DUBLOW, DUC, DUD, DUDOIT, DUF, DUFCK, DUFUCK, DUMAS, DUMASS, DUMBAS, DUMBASS, DUMSHT, DUN, DUPA, DUPLAY, DUSCRU, DUTCHIE, DV, DV8, DWARF, DYK, DYKE.

E5SOL, EAK, EARGASM, EASYME, EASYU, EAT, EAT69, EATART, EATASS, EATCHP, EATCNT, EATCOC, EATCOCK, EATCOK, EATCOX, EATCUNT, EATEM, EATER, EATIT, EATME, EATOUT, EATPNS, EATSNO, EATUUP, EGLISE, EJACUL8, EJAKUL8, ELCACA, ELLAY, ELOHSSA, EM22B8, EMERD, EMERDE, ENCUL, ENCULE, END, ENDVD, ENEMA, ENO, ENOOKIE, EPOD, EROTIC, EROTIK, EROTIQ, ESEGAL, ESEGUY, ESOHBE, ESSOB, ESSOHBE, ESYPRO, ETA5S, ETDIK, ETTWAT, EUNUCH, EUNUQU, EVIL1, EX469, EXCITA, EXCON, EXFUZ2, EXLAX, EXODUSl, EXP086, EXTASEE, EZ469, EZBALL, EZELAY, EZLAY, EZLUVIN, EZMAKE, EZMT, EZP, EZYPRO.

F0URQ2, FA5TFK, FAAQ2, FAERIE, FAG, FAGGOT, FAHRT, FAIRY, FAJR, FANCUL, FAQ2, FART, FARTI, FARTS, FASCNT, FASFCK, FASJAK, FASTF, FAT, FATBOY, FATBYE, FBI, FCAR, FCK, FCKER, FCKNXN, FCKPIG, FCKU2, FD911NY, FDS, FE55ER, FEELIT, FEELME, FELLME, FEM, FEMM, FEMME, FEMMI, FENCE, FENSE, FERIE, FERRIE, FERRY, FES5, FESSE, FESSIE, FESSU, FESSUE, FEY, FFOSSIP, FHUCAT, FICACA, FICBC, FICKEN, FIL, FILLME, FILME, FIX, FIXER, FIZ, FJH1803, FKFROG, FKNWDR, FKNXN, FKOFF, FKU, FLAKE, FLASHBK, FLASHER, FLFDVR, FLOOZEE, FLOOZIE, FLQ, FLU, FLUFF, FLUFF44, FLYME, FLYNHI, FLYNHY, FMSB, FN99, FNXN, FOC, FOCK, FOCKMC, FOCKME, FOGOFFC, FOK, FOPIG, FOREQ, FORKU, FORN1C8, FORN1K8, FORNIC, FORNIC8, FORNIK8, FORNIQ, FORO, FORPLA, FORPLAY, FORQ2, FORQUE, FORSALE, FORSK1N, FORSK1N, FORTU, FOU, FOURQ, FOURRE, FOUTOI, FOUTRE, FOUTU, FQC, FQK, FQU, FQUAIL, FQUALL, FRECKU, FREESE, FRENEZ, FRGNGR8, FRIGID, FRIGIT, FROG, FROG2, FROGGY, FROGI, FROGS, FROGY, FRPLAY, FRUCK, FRUIT, FSRCHP, FSTFORD, FSTNIWD, FTWBIFU, FU, FU2, FUBIS, FUC, FUCK, FUCKEM, FUCKEN, FUCKER, FUCKIT, FUCKJN, FUCKM, FUCKOFF, FUCKU, FUCKYOU, FUCM, FUEAR, FUGIT, FUK, FUNK, FUNKME, FUNKU, FUNT, FUNTLY, FUQUER, FURBRGR, FURIOUS, FUTWIT, FUZYBUT, FXYLDY, FYOU, FZYBUT.

G02BED, G02HELL, G04ER, G04HER, G04HIM, G04ME, G069ER, G3TB3NT, G90K, GAB, GABOY, GAG, GAGA, GAGAL, GAL, GANGFCK, GANGSTR, GAR, GASSUX, GAY, GAYBRD, GAYGAL, GAYGUY, GAYLIB, GAYSEX, GAYSOK, GAYSUK, GBANG, GDFTHR, GDTAIL, GDTALE, GEEK, GELT, GET1T0N, GETHOT, GETITON, GETITUP, GETME, GETNHI, GFAIRY, GFC, GFK, GFUCK, GFY, GGRRRRR, GHANG, GIGALO, GIGLO, GIGLOO, GIGOLO, GIN, GINGER2, GINHQ2, GIP, GITSUMM, GIVEHED, GLESMA, GMEATR, GMHH2, GMKLLR, GNGBANG, GNGBNG, GOBEDE, GOD, GOD, GOD4U2, GODD, GODDAMN, GODGOD, GODMOM, GODOWN, GODSO, GODSPD, GOH, GOINDEF, GOLD, GONAD, GONADE, GONADS, GONO, GONURS, GOO, GOOAGO, GOODLDY, GOOHW, GOOK, GOPHER, GOPOOH, GORF, GORFS, GOS5E, GOT1TON, GOTITON, GOTWOOD, GOUROU, GOY, GOYIM, GPU, GQD, GR8FCKR, GR8M8IN, GR8TAIL, GRASS, GRATIS, GRI, GRIMRPR, GRINGO, GRIT, GRNNNN, GROWIT, GRXXXX, GSPOT, GSTAPO, GSTRNG, GSTSUKS, GSTSUX, GTAIL, GTFOMW, GTITON, GUCCI, GUDT1ME, GUDTAIL, GUDTALE, GULDZIR, GUNSHOP, GUT, GYMN, GYP.

H0M06UL, H0T2G0, H3LLCAT, HADANY, HALFCUT, HAMERD, HAMMSL, HANDJOB, HANJOB, HARDON, HASH, HAULA5S, HBA, HE54692, HEDEAD, HEDIE, HEINU, HEL, HELCAT, HELL, HELLCAT, HELLEN, HELLHND, HELLS, HEN, HEPUTME, HERHIM, HEROIN, HERPEES, HERPEEZ, HERPIES, HERPIEZ, HESHE, HEX, HEYGOD, HEYPUD, HIC, HICHP, HICOP, HIFUZZ, HIH8R, HIK, HIMHER, HINDOU, HINDU, HIOFCER, HIOFECR, HIP, HIPE, HIREAHO, HIREAHO, HIROLN, HIT, HIT1TS, HITMAN, HITS, HIVNEG, HNDJOB, HO, HO, HOIKA, HOK, HOLDON, HOMO, HONKIE, HONKRS, HONKY, HOOK, HOOKA, HOORIDE, HOOTCH, HOPHEAD, HOR, HORE, HORNY, HORNY4, HORSEM, HOSTIE, HOT2TRT, HOTBUN, HOTCOC, HOTCOK, HOTCOX, HOTDAMM, HOTFCK, HOTFLSH, HOTFU, HOTFUC, HOTFUK, HOTJUG, HOTRUB, HOTSHT, HOTWOP, HOWJIG, HOWNHEL, HOYKA, HQR, HQT5, HUGIT, HUJ, HUMINA, HUMPHER, HUMPING, HUMPIT, HUMPMEE, HUMPTY, HUMPTY1, HUN, HUNGLO, HUNGLOW, HUNKEY, HUNKY, HUNKYT, HUY, HYE, HYPE.

I5CREW, I69ER, I810IDU, I8IT, I8ITOO, I8TWAT, I8U2, IAM4HED, IAMBIG, IAMES, IAMESY, IAMEZ, IAMEZY, IAMGOD, IAMGOOD, IAMHUNG, IAMIRU, IAMLIMP, IAMTITE, IAND68, IANN69, IASTUD, IATEHER, IATER, IB6UB9, IBADAZ, IBG0D2, IBGOD, IBGOOD, IBLACK, IBLOWYU, IC08U, ICBC, ICDUCEU, ICIA, ICMP, ICNP, ICOM2, ICOME2, ICTWAT, ICU8I, ICUP, IDFWU, IDO, IDOIT, IDOIT2, IEPUS, IEXCHP, IF6WR9, IFUSEEK, IG04MEN, IGAVE, IGETHOT, IGIVE, IGOLD, IH8FAGS, IH8GAYS, IH8WOPS, IHADI2, IHAV2P, IHNGLO, IHOT69, IHUNLO, IJAPI, IJOUI, IJUT, IKYBKY, ILL, ILOVEIT, ILOVIT, ILUV269, ILUV5EX, IM1RU12, IM26E4U, IM2BIG, IM43X23, IM469RU, IM46T92, IM4HEAD, IM4LUV, IM4RENT, IM4SAIL, IM4SALE, IM4SEX, IM4TAIL, IMAQR, IMARAKE, IMARS, IMASTUD, IMBIG, IMEA2Y, IMEASY, IMEEZZ, IMEZ, IMEZRU, IMEZRU2, IMEZY, IMEZZY, IMFAIT, IMFIXD, IMGAY, IMGOD, IMHIGH, IMI, IMINNER, IMIRU, IMIRU2, IMIRUi, IMLOOSE, IMMORAL, IMP, IMPAID, IMPAIRD, IMPARED, IMPNXN, IMPXN, IMQU2, IMRU2, IMSEXY, IMSORE, IMTHOR, INCEST, INCULO, INDJUN, INFUSE, INHEAT, INHIM, INJUN, INLUST, INME, INNOUT, INOOKIE, INSEST, INTOIT, IOA5S, IOD, IOOEED, IOXYE, IOXYE, IP2, IPA, IPB4U, IPB4Y0U, IPB4YOO, IPE, IPETE, IPNITIY, IPNTLY, IPP, IPPB04, IPPBQ4, IPU, IPUE, IQUEER, IRA, IRAPEYU, IRFUS, IRFUZ, ISCRU, ISCRU2, ISCRWU, ISEEU, ISHACK, ISLAM, ITHOR, ITNUC, ITS4PLA, ITSLONG, IUD, IVARDON, IVD, IVNIC8, IVNJCKS, IVPLAY, IVQU2, IWANN1T, iWANTIT, IXOYE, IZAWOP.

JACKASS, JACKCOX, JACKME, JACKOFF, JAKME, JAP, JAPCRAP, JAPIS, JAPKAP, JAPKIG, JAPPIS, JAPVAN, JAPZAP, JASPIS, JAZ, JAZ2PV, JBLACK, JBOMB, JDAWG, JEB, JEHOVAH, JERK, JERKCOX, JERKOFF, JESSZ, JESU15, JESUIT, JESUS, JEU, JEW, JIG, JIGALO, JIGGS, JIGLO, JIGNAN, JIN, JIP, JJPIGS, JOC, JOCDOK, JOE8I, JOEPOT, JOINT, JOINTS, JOK, JONWAD, JOO, JOUAL, JOUAtE, JOUI, JOUIR, JOUIS, JOVEI, JOYPOT, JOYRIDE, JST4FN, JSTRYME, JUCYD, JUDAH, JUE, JUG, JUGS, JUIF, JUIVE, JUMENT, JUMPHER, JUNKEY, JUNKIE, JUS, JUSFME, JUSTBS, JUU, JYP.

K1CKASS, K1SSASS, K1SSASS, K1SSMYS, K2SUS, K57096, K6SUB2, K6SUBI, K9CAR, K9E0D, K9EQD, K9ER, K9RV, KAIAY, KAIEYE, KARASS, KATCHME, KATSAS, KATZAZ, KAYA1E, KCUF, KCUFU, KCUMHS, KEEP, KEER, KEG, KEGGER, KGBCIA, KGBFBI, KIC, KICKASS, KICKBUT, KIFFEIJ, KIFFEIJ, KIK, KIKINER, KIL, KILL, KILLER, KINKY, KIS, KIS5US, KISOF, KISSIT, KISSMA, KISSMIS, KISSMY, KISSMYA, KISSMYS, KISSOF, KIX, KJSMYS, KKK, KNIF, KOC, KOK, KON, KONAR, KONARD, KONNE, KOO, KOP, KOPITE, KOPTZR, KOT, KOTEX, KOX, KRACK, KRAK, KRAK2, KRAKEN, KRAMIT, KRAUT, KRAUTI, KRG, KRIPLE, KRIPPL, KRUZME, KSMYAS, KUKEN, KUKU, KUKUL, KUL, KUM, KUN, KUNT

LALGOD, LAORG, LAORGY, LAPUSE, LAPUSS, LAPUTA, LAVASS, LAY, LAYENEM, LAYME, LAYTHEM, LAZYGD, LE08I, LECHE, LECHEC, LENINE, LEPOT, LESBIAN, LESBIAN, LESBIE, LETS5IN, LEV69, LEY, LEYME, LEZBIUN, LFSABCH, LIBERAL, LIC, LICIT, LICKIT, LICSEX, LIKCUNT, LIKIT, LIKSEX, LIKTWAT, LILNIP, LILPIG, LILTWT, LILUKE, LIMACE, LIMEY, LIP, LIPPU, LIPS, LIRWET, LITEMEUP, LITLEP, LIX, LLEH20G, LOADED, LOLO, LOOSE, LOOSE!, LOOSEE, LOOSIE, LOTITS, LOV, LOV69, LOVE69, LOVECOX, LOVEME, LOVSEX, LOW, LOWBIOW, LOX, LSBIAN, LSD, LSD25, LUBRIC, LUCIFER, LUCIFR, LUNAT1K, LUNE, LUPANA, LUSH, LUSH!, LUST, LUV4HIR, LUVBOOB, LUVCOK, LUVGOD, LUVME, LUVSEX, LUXURE, LVGANG, LVMYHOE, LXIX, LXIXER, LXIY, LXXLES1, LXXLESI, LYFSUX, LYNCH, LYNCHE, LZYGOD.

M3NAC3, M3NACE, M84RENT, M84SALE, MADAM, MADAM2, MADAME, MADUSA, MAF1A0, MAFEA, MAFIA, MAFIAS, MAFIAX, MAFtO, MAFU22, MAGICM, MAKEIT, MAKELUV, MAKEME, MAKLUV, MAKOUT, MAKRO, MALATO, MALE, MALIGN, MALITO, MAMMIE, MANIAQ, MANURE, MAO, MAOIST, MAQUE, MAQUER, MAQURO, MARDE, MARDEU, MARIJN, MARU, MARX, MARXIE, MARXIS, MARYJN, MASTRB8, MATRIC, MAUDIT, MAUMAU, MAZOI, MBI, MBNNNN, MBXXXX, MCFLUFF, MCNNNN, MCXXXX, MDA, MDJD, MEASY, MEAT, MEBEDU, MEC, MECOM2, MEDEAD, MEDED, MEE, MENAL, MENTAL, MERD, MERDE, MERDEU, MERDEV, MERDIE, MERLUZA, MEROOI, MES, MESORE, METHOR, METSE, MEX, MEXICAN, MF5B, MFCHR, MFHORN, MFPO, MIASUK, MIC, MICULO, MIERDA, MIFUKU, MIKMAW, MIMI96, MINIPD, MINPAD, MISTUR, MNOOKIE, MOB, MODESS, MODICE, MOFO, MOME, MOMER, MOMSER, MOMZAI, MONCUL, MOO, MOONER, MORALL, MOREASS, MORF, MORFIA, MORH55, MORMON, MOUNT1E, MOX, MPAIRD, MR5C0P, MRBATE, MRCONST, MRGNCOP, MRSPAZ, MSBHVN, MSFUZZ, MSGAY, MSPIG, MSPISS, MSTRB8, MTRMAID, MUC, MUFA5A, MUFDIVR, MUFF, MUFFUR, MUFOVR, MUG, MUGGER, MUK, MUMZA, MUMZER, MUNSMA, MURDER, MUT, MUTINY, MVD, MWAHAHA, MY69ER, MY8UNS, MYBTCH, MYCOCK, MYCUL, MYCUNT, MYD1CK, MYDRUG, MYGOLO, MYMOFO, MYMOTEL, MYPIG, MYPRIC, MYQUIF, MYRAG, MYS, MYSTUD, MYTAIL, MZ8HAVN

N00KIE6, NARC, NARCK, NARK, NAVE, NAVET, NAVOT, NAZI, NDEI, NDP, NDPER, NDPIER, NDPIR, NE1469, NE1469R, NE146T9, NEGRE, NEGRO, NEUFE2, NEUFEI, NEUTER, NEWBOX, NEWF, NEWF1ES, NEWFIE, NEWFS, NGR, NGYSOB, NIG, NIG6AR, NIGGER, NIGGIR, NIKA2, NIL, NIP, NIPLES, NIPONE, NIPPERS, NIPPLE, NIPTOY, NIS, NIT, NMBNTS, NMBNUT, NOBRA, NOBULL, NOBUNS, NOCHET, NOCKERS, NOHYPE, NOIFCK, NONE, NONLIC, NONNE, NONO, NONSEX, NOOFEE, NOOGIE, NOOKIE, NOOKIE1, NOOKIE2, NOOKIE3, NOOKIE4, NOOKIE5, NOOKIE7, NOOKIE8, NOOKIE9, NOOKIEE, NOOKIEO, NOOKIES, NOOKY, NOPLATE, NOPLATE, NOROM, NOSHIT, NOSHT, NOTTSC, NOUILL, NSMETIS, NSSPEC, NTCCOP, NU, NUB, NUBILE, NUBS, NUBUBIE, NUCHI, NUCKY, NUDE, NUE, NUFFYS, NUG, NUGGIE, NUKIE, NUMBER, NUMNTS, NUMNUT, NUMNUT5, NUN, NUNU, NUT, NUTER, NUTERD, NUTS, NUTS2U, NYG, NYMPH, NYMPHE, NYMPHO, NYP, NYS

O300VO, OAF, OALLA, OBARF, OBLIT, OBSCENE, OBUNS, OCON, OCU, OCUL, ODD, OFF, OFFICER, OFFNON, OFFOI, OFORT, OH, OHEL, OHELL, OHSHIT, OIDBOX, OIIIIIO, OINCHES, OINKPD, OKEFU, OKFU, OKFUCK, OKON, OKU, OKUFU, OKUKAE, OKUL, OLCOCKY, OLFART, OLPHART, OMERDA, OMERDE, OMG, OMGWTF, OMY60D, ONEBONE, ONLUDES, ONNOFF, ONOOKIE, ONPIL, ONPILL, OOBLOW, OOO, OOOJR, OOOOIE, OOOOS8, OOOROY, OOUBLO, OOUO, OPHUCK, OPIUM, OPLS69, OPOIL, OPU, OQQQQQO, ORGASM, ORGATE, ORGIE, ORGY, OROAVE, ORPXES, OSEX, OSEXE, OSHEET, OSHIT, OSOEOX, OTHER, OU81200, OU8HER2, OUPAH, OURASS, OUTHSE, OUX, OVA, OVAIRE, OVARI, OVARY, OVEREZ, OVERY, OVERZ, OXE.

P0I50N8, P0IS0N7, P0TI3, P1EZ, P1SSOFF, P1SSONU, P2BAVI, PABSTI, PACKY56, PAKE, PAKI, PALGAY, PALITO, PAN2IE, PANGOD, PANSIE, PANSY, PANZY, PAP, PAPE, PAROLE, PASGAS, PASNGAS, PASSGAS, PB4ICU, PB4UGO, PC, PCG4S, PCKER, PCMP, PCOCK, PE8CGY, PEA, PEAONU, PECKER, PECKR, PEE, PEE2, PEE3, PEEI, PEJOC, PEK, PELADO, PELT8J, PENIEN, PENIS, PEOCUL, PEONU, PEOQ, PEPSI, PERVER, PERVERT, PERVRT, PETARD, PETEUX, PETOCU, PETOIR, PETSEC, PEU, PEW, PEYOT2, PEYOTE, PFO, PFOFF, PFU, PFUOFF, PFYOU, PG24I, PGNNNN, PGXXXX, PHALLUS, PHALUS, PHART, PHATBY, PHEOF, PHOCKT, PHOEF, PHORQ2, PHUCK, PHUCKE, PHUCUE, PHUKIT, PHUQ, PHUQ2, PHUQU2, PHUQUE, PHUX, PHYCO, PI55E, PI5EUX, PI5SER8, PICMEUP, PICUP, PIDGOD, PIF, PIG, PIGDOG, PIGI, PIGMEE, PIGMY, PIGRIG, PIKMEUP, PILL, PILPSHR, PIMP2, PIMPI, PINE, PINEAR, PINGA, PIPI, PIRO, PIS, PIS5ER7, PIS5IR4, PIS5IR7, PISANT, PISHER, PISSAT, PISSER, PISSER1, PISSER2, PISSER3, PISSER4, PISSER5, PISSER6, PISSER9, PISSIR1, PISSIR2, PISSIR3, PISSIR5, PISSIR6, PISSIR9, PISSIRS, PISSOFF, PISSOI, PISSONU, PISTA, PISTOF, PISTOL, PISTOLE, PIT, PIZ, PIZZTOF, PLANKED, PlL, PLMCRAZ, PLO, PLQ, PLUGIT, PLYBOY, PLYFUL, PLYGRL, PMP, PNONOIR, PNTANG, PNUKIE, POFTER, POGNON, POISON, POISON1, POISON2, POISON3, POISON4, POISON9, POISONS, POISONS, POKE, POLAC, POLACK, POLACK1, POLACKI, POLAK, POLAKI, POLI, POLICE, POLIZE, PONGO, PONTNG, PONU, POOF, POONER, POOP, POOPER, POOPOOP, POORNO, POOSIE, POOTA, POPCOP, POPERS, POPO, POPOT, POPPER, PORKER, PORNO, POT, POT4ME, POTENT, POTHED, POTOCU, POTOK, POTTI, POU, POULET, POUX, POX, PP, PPGAL, PPTWAT, PQ, PRAYS, PREMIER, PREMIER, PREPUC, PREPUS, PRICK, PRIEST, PRJCTD, PRNSTR, PRO, PROS, PROSS, PROSSI, PRUEGEL, PRVERT, PSANT, PSC, PSHR, PSSANT, PSSY, PSTOFF, PSY, PSYCHO, PSYOPS, PTHET, PTIME, PTYME, PUBERE, PUBERTY, PUBES, PUBES7, PUBIC, PUBIK, PUBRTY, PUCE, PUCEAU, PUCEL, PUCELE, PUCHKE, PUCHKI, PUCKU, PUCLE, PUD, PUDDAR, PUDDI, PUDS, PUDSY, PUDWOD, PUE, PUEPUG, PUER, PUES, PUFFS, PUFTER, PUKE, PUKEUP, PUKOFF, PULLCOX, PUMPIT, PUNJAB, PUNTANG, PUREBS, PUS, PUSANP, PUSEE, PUSEY, PUSHER, PUSI, PUSIE, PUSS, PUSS1E, PUSSAS, PUSSI, PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY3, PUT2, PUT5ZU, PUTA, PUTAIN, PUTCH, PUTE, PUTKE, PUTO, PUTRDWN, PUTSCH, PUTTANA, PUTUKE, PUTYKE, PUZ, PUZIE, PVERT, PY5, PYRO.

QIF, QIFF, QIKPHKR, QOOOOQ, QOOOQ, QOUNCE, QQQQ, QQQQ2, QU1KIE, QUEEN, QUEENS, QUEENY, QUEER, QUEER2, QUENEZ, QUER, QUEREZ, QUEUE, QUICKEE, QUICKEY, QUICKIE, QUICKIE, QUICKIE, QUICKY, QUIF, QUIFF, QUIK69, QUIM, QUL, QUQU, QUQUL, QUR, QVA, QWEER.

R810BUX, R820BUX, R85OBUX, RACF1, RACIAL, RACIST, RAGRUG, RAGSOFF, RAGTOP, RAIDUC, RAIDUQ., RAMER, RAMIT, RAPE, RAPEHER, RASS, RAT2A5S, RATBAG, RATNOW, RAWMET, RAWRAG, RAZ, RCAF, RCEME, RCHPHKR, RCMP, RD4U, REDDVL, REDNECK, REDNEK, REDROCK, REDWINE, REEF, REEFER, REEFR, REEM, REEME, REEPER, REFER, REGLE5, REME, RENTASS, REPO, RETARD, RETIREE, REV5LB, REVITUP, REXB52, RGASM, RIDEEM, RIDEME, RIDNHY, RIOT, RMB69, RMNOUT, ROACH, ROACHE, ROBINE, ROCKME, ROCKOF, ROCSOF, ROGAY, ROLLI, ROXOFF, ROXVET, RTRRACE, RU5ICK, RUABL, RUBBER, RUDE69, RUEZ, RUEZ2, RUG, RUGAY, RUGRDR, RUIIAM, RUIZ, RUM, RUMBUM, RUMNCOK, RUMNCOK, RUSEXY2, RUSIC, RUSIK, RUT, RUTO, RUTTING, RX4LAFS, RX4UCME, RYE7, RYE7UP, RYEH20, RYEN7, RYNCOKE, S1K, S1XNINE, S7BIRD, SAC, SACK, SAFE, SAG, SAHIB, SAK, SAM81, SAMACK, SAMPLE, SANDM, SANM, SAS69, SASAS, SASASS, SAT, SATAN, SATEN, SBPIS, SCEXY, SCHLONG, SCHMOCK, SCHMUC, SCHP, SCHWANZ, SCQK, SCREAMS, SCREW, SCREWU, SCREWY, SCRO, SCROTE, SCROTI, SCROTO, SCROTU, SCROTUM, SCRRUT, SCRU2, SCRUIT, SCRUOFF, SCUMBAG, SDPD, SEAMEN, SECE2, SEGREG8, SEGRIG8, SEINS, SEMAN, SEMENS, SEMIEN, SENATE1, SENSUAL, SEX, SEXBUS, SEXDV8, SEXE, SEXER, SEXHOG, SEXIE, SEXIEI, SEXIEL, SEXIER, SEXIST, SEXNEI, SEXNOI, SEXPAK, SEXPOT, SEXPRT, SEXSEA, SEXTOY, SEXTY7, SEXUEL, SEXY, SEXY2, SEXY6, SEXYI, SEXYUUP, SGORF, SH1TZ, SHACK, SHACUP, SHARTIN, SHECO, SHEECO, SHEENE, SHEGO, SHEHE, SHEOEVL, SHERIF, SHERIFF, SHERR1F, SHEYAT, SHEYIT, SHIEK, SHIEKO, SHIELD, SHIT, SHMOCK, SHOLE, SHOVEIT, SHP4LVN, SHT, SHTR, SHUTLP, SHUVIT, SHYSCOF, SIC, SICK, SICOI, SIESSE, SIFLES, SIFLUS, SIN, SINBIN, SINCHES, SINI5TR, SINNER, SIP, SIR9, SIX9, SIXNINE, SIXNINE, SIXTN9, SIXTY9, SJPD, SKI20I, SKICOP, SKIGOD, SKINDOC, SKINHD, SKINNY, SKNHEAD, SKRUIT, SKRUOFF, SKYJAC, SLA, SLAG, SLAYEM, SLB, SLEEZE, SLEEZY, SLEZEE, SLONG, SLOSHED, SLUT, SMAC, SMACK, SMAK, SMALLC, SMALLT, SMALOL, SMOCE, SMOCED, SMOCIT, SMOCOM, SMOCUM, SMOKEDU, SMOKEM, SMOKER, SMOKI3, SMOKIT, SMOKMN, SMOKOM, SMOKY, SMUCK, SNACH, SNAFU, SNAKIT, SNAPER, SNAPHER, SNATCH, SNIPER, SNM, SNOOKIE, SNORT, SNOTBBL, SNYPR, SOB, SOC, SOCRED, SODOMI, SODOMY, SOK, SOL, SOP, SORU, SOW, SPACED, SPADE, SPASTC, SPAYDE, SPAYED, SPEED4U, SPEEDUP, SPEW, SPIC, SPLIF, SPLIFF, SPOOK, SPRD, SPRDEM, SPRDIT, SPRDVD, SPRED, SPREDUM, SPREDVD, SPRTEM, SPSTIC, SPY, SQB, SQT, SQUAW, SSIP, SSMAN, SSRAT, SSS, SSSS, SSSSS, ST, STAGER1, STALIN, STERIL, STEROID, STIFF, STIKIT, STOLEIT, STONED, STOOL, STOPVD, STP, STROKE, STRTVD, STUD, STUD55, STUFIT, STY, SUC, SUCCOCK, SUCE, SUCER, SUCK, SUCKASS, SUCKCOK, SUCKCOX, SUCKI, SUCKJT, SUCKS, SUCKT1T, SUCKTIT, SUICIDE, SUK, SUNGOD, SUPRUKE, SUPSEX, SUX, SWAPM8S, SWATT, SWINE, SWOPM8S, SXBUS, SXI5FUN, SYFILIS.

T1CUL, T1GHTI, T1RNDON, T1TEASS, TAKEME, TAMPIS, TAMPON, TANPIS, TANTE, TAPETE, TATOS, TB0NE2, TBONE, TE5TME, TEABAG, TEAT, TEQILA, TERIST, TERNDON, TESTIC, TETIN, TETJNE, TETON, TETTE, TETTER, TEXMEX, THAI4ME, THC, THEBAG, THEFIX, THEFUZ, THENEUF, THEPIG, THEPRO, THEUKE, THROUP, THRUST, TIFU, TIGHT, TIHS, TIHSON, TIKCUP, TIKU, TIKUL, TIMON, TIRNDON, TIT, TITANIC, TITEASS, TITT, TITT5, TITTY, TJMEX, TMPOON, TNUC, TOBIG, TOILET, TOKEI3, TOKEIT, TOKEN, TOKER, TOKEUP, TOKIN, TOPCOP, TOPLES, TOPLESS, TORCH10, TORY, TOYLIT, TPLSFUN, TR1M1M8, TR1MYM8, TRAMP, TRANSV, TRIMIM8, TRIMYM8, TRISEX, TROTSK, TROYSA5, TRSEX, TRUDUC, TRYMIM8, TRYMYM8, TRYPOD, TRYPOT, TRYSEX, TTI, TTPINK, TTTWAT, TTY, TUB, TUHIGH, TURNDON, TURNON, TV, TWAT, TWATEA, TWOFOR, TWOT, TWOTROT, TYION, TYT.

U469ME2, U81B4M, U81B4ME, UATEHER, UB6IB9, UBEDME, UBGAY, UBGOD, UBGOOD, UBLOWME, UC0ME2, UCHANG, UCHNG, UCMEP, UCOM, UCOM2, UCTWAT, UDDER, UDEAD, UDED, UDIE, UDP, UFEELME, UGAY, UGH, UHADI2, UHUGIT, UJAC, UJACOF, UJAK, UJE5US, UKBOZO, UKE, UKISIT, ULLLOSE, ULOOSE, ULOVEIT, UN1G9, UNIC, UNICK, UNIK, UNISEX, UNKN, UNKUKE, UNOME, UNOOK1E, UNSEX, UOINK, UOLOSE, UOX, UPAUES, UPAUS2, UPB4ME, UPBC, UPCHUC, UPCHUK, UPE, UPER, UPESI, UPESI2, UPHUCK, UPNIN, UPOOP, UPP, UPPERS, UPU, UPU5A, UPURASS, UPURKLT, UPURPV, UPURS, UPURZ2, UPYERS, UPYERZ, UPYORS, UPYOUR, UPYRS, UPYRS2, UPYRUZ, UPYURS, UQANGME, UQUEER, UR2BIG, UR2SLO, UR4HEAD, URAINUS, URANASS, URANEUS, URIN, URINATE, URINE, URINER, URINOI, URNEXT, URNZVAY, URS06C, URSIC, URSIC2, URSICK, URSIK, URSOL, USED, USEDBX, USEXED, USEXME, USORE, UTWAT, UU, UUMPYU, UUTE.

V0H20, VACHE, VAGIN, VAMP, VAT69, VE7, VE7PR, VEEGIRL, VEHICLE, VENNNN, VETT69, VEXXXX, VIERGE, VIIX, VINFIZ, VIPERI, VIPOOI, VIRGIN, VOEGELN, VOEGLER, VOMI, VOMIR, VOMIT, VOODOO, VOYER, VOYEUR, VOYUR.

WA5HIT, WAD, WAKE, WAMB, WANG, WANTT0, WAP, WARGD, WARICK, WARLOC, WARLOK, WARLORD, WC, WE869, WE88AL, WE8I, WEB2, WEBAL2, WEBALL, WECOM2, WECUM2, WED, WEDEWIT, WEDOIT, WEED, WEEDS, WEENER, WEENY, WEEWEE, WEH8DPS, WEH8NDP, WEH8PCS, WEH8WCC, WEJAK, WELHUNG, WEMATED, WENCH, WERGOD, WESONE, WET, WETDECK, WETORM, WEWEE, WGNBNR, WHIPPED, WHORE, WHRWGN, WILSEX, WISKE, WITCH, WOMB, WOMB69, WOMB99, WOOWOO, WOP.

XCELR8, XTASEE, XXCELR8, XXX, XXXR8D.

YAHWEH, YAVE, YAVEH, YAWEH, YNOOKIE, YOU81B4, YOU8HER, YOUDIE, YOUP, YOUPIN, YOUSEF, YPU, YPUE, YUKE, YULEBLO, YULEPEE, YULESHT, YUPU, YUPUTME.

ZBALLS, ZEATER, ZEWOP, ZEXEY, ZEZO, ZEZOX, ZOOMER, ZYGOTE

01CU812, 04Q2, 0812, 0EXP086, 0ICUS12, 0IRTYK8, 0U8I2.

100, 12INCHS, 169, 16ETHOT, 16T9R, 1812, 181269, 181DIDU, 18LIPS, 1966, 1AMHARD, 1AMHUNG, 1ATEHER, 1B1B4YU, 1BADCAT, 1BALL, 1CU8IZ, 1FASTMF, 1GINGER, 1H5, 1H8VVOPS, 1HOTWOP, 1HUNGL0, 1INCHES, 1INCOCK, 1LIKU2, 1M1RU12, 1M469RU, 1M4RENT, 1M4SAEI, 1M4SALE, 1M4TA1L, 1MCUMN, 1MEANMF, 1MEZRU2, 1ML005E, 1NOOKIE, 1POISON, 1SANJTE, 1TSLONG, 1WANT1T.

20B, 21NCOCK, 24BD, 24BED, 2BIG2P, 2BLACK, 2BUSY2P, 2BY2, 2BYTO, 2BYTOO, 2DAMFST, 2HUNGLO, 2INCHES, 2LAYZ2P, 2LAZ2P, 2NIGHT, 2NITE, 2NOOKIE, 2PCME, 2POISON, 2PSEME, 2PSYCO, 2QAND2Q, 2QBY2Q, 2QN2Q, 2REDS, 2RYEN7, 2SCREW, 2SCREWS.

36DCUP, 3BEVER, 3COQ, 3FINGR, 3INCHE5, 3INCOCK, 3MTA3, 3POISON, 3WOPS.

4500101, 4FER, 4FNINXS, 4GAYUB, 4HANGEN, 4HANGIN, 4HIGHER, 4INCHES, 4INCOCK, 4N1C8, 4NICATE, 4NIKATE, 4NOOKIE, 4PLAY, 4PLAYN, 4POISON, 4Q, 4SALE, 4X45UK, 4X4PLAY.

50B1, 5ATANS, 5CREW2, 5EIN, 5ENSUEL, 5EXS1, 5HEEKO, 5INCOCK, 5M0CEM, 5NAAC, 5NAACH, 5NOOKIE, 5PL564, 5POISON, 5PREDEM, 5QLES1Q, 5UCKCOC, 5UKROX, 5XYLDY, 5YPHII5.

60NINE, 666FU, 666JOE, 666LEO, 666VRN, 67PLS2, 68IOU1, 68PLUS1, 696A6, 69AG, 69AWG, 69CLUB, 69ER, 69GAG, 69PRIX, 69RS, 6BAG, 6INC0CK, 6INCHES, 6N00KIE, 6NINE, 6POISON, 6T9, 6TY9ERS, 6ULDV8.

70LESI, 70LESS1, 747PLT, 76HIGH, 7BNEWF, 7INCHE5, 7INCOCK, 7NOOKIE, 7POISON, 7THSIN.

812N1TE, 812NITE, 8888WZ, 8A69ER, 8BEVR, 8COQK, 8COQUE, 8CQC, 8CRD, 8CUN, 8CUNT, 8CURT, 8I2DEE, 8INCHES, 8INCOCK, 8NOOKIE, 8POISON, 8QUEER, 8SNAKE, 8TWAT, 8Y0URS.

999, 99999HL, 999AA33, 9BI6BU, 9INCHES, 9INCOCK, 9NOOKIE, 9PLS60, 9POISON.

* NOTE: Publishing this list required converting an image-based PDF document that appears to have been a copy of a copy of a copy. This was taxing for my OCR software. I attempted to proofread for transcription errors, but I’m sure some slipped through.

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